My Information

Username	totaljjbrod
Birthday	January 22, 1983
Gender	Man
Country	United States
City	Hazelwood
State	Missouri
Interested In	Friendships, Dating
Gender Preference	Women
Disability	Autism Spectrum Disorder, Learning Disability, Mental Health Condition

About Me

Interests	Baseball, Bowling, Collecting, Fishing, Hockey, Internet, Listening to Music, Movies, Playing Board Games, Playing Cards, Reading, Singing, Video Games
Other Interests	Hercule Poirot books (I get that from my mother.) YMJs [Yo Mama Jokes, and I include a pause for the audience shout. Also, I have a few 'slow' jokes that I read slowly, and a 'so dull' joke that I read in a dull manner.] Girls' toys that talk, casino gaming, [I used to go to casinos often, I've even played casino-themed video games] (Casino Kid 2 for the NES; Vegas Stakes for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, among others.) MANY game shows [that is a serious understatement; there are only a select few THAT I WILL NOT WATCH,] playing "powered up" versions of certain games. [for example, we start a Duel in BATTLESHIP with 8500 Life Points [though NOW; with the addition of the fighter on one fleet and the spy plane on the other; it's 10,000 LP for each Duelist,] and every HIT costs us 500LP. [10,000 divided by 20 = the same 500LP damage per HIT.] I played A LITTLE (not much) Magic: The Gathering with my brother; I even played quite a bit of old-school Pokémon TCG with him often. I enjoy singing karaoke [mostly country, but if you have a request and I know the song, I WILL DEFINITELY honor it.] I also enjoyed old-school Dueling with Yu-Gi-Oh! cards a whole lot [I have a discombobulated early Kaiba Deck with 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons on my windowsill near my bed.] (Usually, I play Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters on DS consoles. such as a DS; a DSi, or a DS lite.) A DSi has Internet capabilities to it somehow, a DS lite just means it's lighter than a normal Nintendo DS system. I like to go INDOOR mountain climbing at Maryland Heights' Upper Limits Rock Climbing Gym. "Do You Have It?? GUTS!! ®"
School Experience	High school or equivalent
Living Situation	I live with my parents, although Dad is a C.A.T.P.I.T.T. to me. (Complete and Total Pain in the Tail!!)
Relationship Status	Single
Ethnicity	Caucasian
Religious Views	Nonreligious/Secular
Pet Peeves	People frowning on me for having a Barbie® doll, the fact that Special Bridge just can't notice that when someone posts an update on their Wall; or sends messages to their Friends. then THAT is when they were most recently active. Also having to log back INTO Special Bridge when you never logged OUT, and the fact that Friend Requests are staying on like Krazy-Glue mixed in with Gorilla Glue [[I REJECTED "cornell AND "thomasbeningno," OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS MONTHS AGO. THAT MEANS THE FRIEND REQUESTS ARE NO LONGER NEW, PEOPLE!!!! Also, people what use swear words A LOT, [The harshest you'll get out of me is limited to the following: "Bugger", "pain in the tail," "blasted…," "bloody…" or cleaning up 'choice words' and such like that.] People with a sense of humor drier than the Sahara Desert; the fact that you need the 'u' added on to spell words like "favorite" correctly according to this computer, fights in video games that are forced losses, the Yoku Blocks in ANY Mega Man game in the Classic Series [the ones what appear and disappear.] The many MEN that try to send me Friend Requests. CAN'T YOU READ?????? GENDER PREFERENCE: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!
Dream Vacation	Atlantic City is a HUGE dream vacation of mine for a few very special reasons. One, it's got MANY casinos in it. Also, it's the birthplace of the MONOPOLY game. I would love to stroll down every property on the board with my woman.
Favorite Movies	These are television programs; but I like streaming a good number of things on Pluto TV on a Roku device, I like watching MASH; The Dukes of Hazzard with Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke; 1967-70 Dragnet; Perry Mason; Matlock; Knight Rider with David Hasselhoff; Get Smart with Don Adams as Maxwell Smart [Agent 86,] Barbara Feldon as 99, and Edward Platt as The Chief. As for movies, I like Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan [and YES, that is the FULL title;] The Sandlot with Denis Leary as Smalls' stepdad and Karen Allen as Mom; the original Space Jam; the original Charlotte's Web; the Lion King; (saw both versions but prefer the original a bit more.) Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector; The Dukes of Hazzard movie with Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse L. Duke, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie with Jay Patterson as Charles Pennington [I can recall BY HEART a very long scene in that movie, though I'd clean up the "choice words"], the Super Mario Bros. Movie with Chris Pratt as SUPER MARIO. Maybe some other movies; but as of now, the names escape me. Back to the television programs, I also grew up as a fan of cartoons like The Super Mario Bros. Super Show [with live-action segments], Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World, The Legend of Zelda, Yu-Gi-Oh! (I have all 5 seasons,) Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, I have the first 2 seasons of, and also Pokémon, though I fell out after the Hoenn Region. The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, (I have a "Turtle Van" with EVERY EPISODE on 23 discs.) The Underdog Show, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Inspector Gadget which also starred Don Adams in the title role, and the late-80s-early-90s TV (Square One TV; Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?? [a game show hosted by Greg Lee with Lynne Thigpen as The Chief of ACME Crimenet.] Mister Rogers' Neighborhood); pretty much anything that was on Nickelodeon in the '90s [Ren & Stimpy; Legends… of the Hidden Temple; Nickelodeon GUTS; Doug; etc.)] Maybe other television programs, but I can't think of them right off.
Favorite Music Artists	I like different types of music; including Black Sabbath's Iron Man that I wrote some newer lyrics for; one verse filler is video game related as well as most country music….. just not Dan + Shay or anything by a certain Texas trio what started a feud with Toby Keith over a shirt what said "F.U.T.K." [That was SUPPOSED to stand for 'Friendship; Understanding; Truth, and Kindness' but we all know what that REALLY stood for.]
Favorite Food	Pizza, pasta, burgers.
Favorite Holiday	All holidays!!
Favorite Book	I have thirteen favorite books. They are, in no particular order; my 3 'redneck dictionaries,' my 7 Where in _____ is Carmen Sandiego??® books; Charlotte's Web, Where the Red Fern Grows, and The Indian in the Cupboard.
Favorite Quote	"Meddle not in the affairs of durgons like this one, for trolls are tasty to them, and good with barbecue sauce." [This durgon doesn't like ketchup.]
Dream Job	Professional Mega Man 1 player. [Hey, you guys didn't say it had to be a REAL job, now did you??]
Perfect Date	Maybe sometimes while we're playing MONOPOLY, and we both end our move on the same space, we do all sorts of things to each other. [And yes, one of us Just Visiting the other player In Jail DOES count.]
Turn Offs	I DEFINITELY do not like a woman with silicone beauty. I far prefer a woman for her God-given, NATURAL beauty.

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